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I think it's the process guy
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107.. Something with this ball valve is not right here
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106.. In a wheelbarrow you stand higher
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105.. A very strong outlet ribbon
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103.. I can't believe this; but this is really
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102.. give your insurance company a call !
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101.. split wedge Owl gate valve?
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100.. hot water technology from an open-minded engineer
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99.. even with a top bicycle pump, he won't succeed
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98.. MAC also supports Windows
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97.. engineer flow chart
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96.. nice composition
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95.. wooden pipeline support
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94.. safety helmet and goggles in one
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93.. inspired by M.C. Escher
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92.. what's wrong here?
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91.. stop the leakage?
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90.. my job is to build pipeline's, not to move big rock's
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89.. cooperation between forklift and scissor lift platform
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88.. masterpiece of "teebow"
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87.. corrosion resistant materials?
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86.. no worries?
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85.. cleaning my windows outside.. .
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84.. professionals at work?
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83.. why fall protection?
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82.. lifting a compressed gas cylinder - by the valve!
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81.. are we really ready for a fire?
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80.. unserviceable rescue station
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79.. why some men want to be like Tarzan?
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78.. overloaded scaffold?
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77.. container receiving dock?
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76.. I need this job
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75.. a new day with new brooms
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74.. and there he goes
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73.. sparks fly around
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72.. dragline cables?
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71.. a pressure drop is unlikely
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70.. optimist vs pessimist vs engineer
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69.. it looks like a tire clamp.. .Amsterdam can tell you all about it
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68.. It's my scaffolding
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67.. at least they wear a safety helmet
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66.. I will never stop smoking .. .
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65.. my husband is so cute!?
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64.. iPhone?
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63.. hopefully there wasn't a hand inside that glove
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62.. is that a overloaded dump truck?
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61.. a big waste of energy
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60.. where shall we go?
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59.. large dump truck can not handle a big stone
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58.. the best place to sell fireworks
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57.. tightrope walkers
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56.. from water to the mainland
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55.. a new Lacoste operator
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54.. pipeline transport by moped
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53.. trust your co-worker
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52.. NO smoking
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51.. handrail blocked valve
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50.. is that a flam between your legs?
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49.. what stone?
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48.. try this in the streets of New York
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47.. I got you, no problem
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46.. fittings for electric lights
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45.. come on, you're a good welder
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44.. she forgets something, or?
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43.. shuttlecock is comming
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42.. quality bird's nest made of Tyraps
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41.. pressure drop?
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40.. flying carpet optical illusion
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39.. try to start your car.. .
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38.. my world through my clothes
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37.. involving risk of life
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36.. a very strong chain
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35.. The Pipefitter
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34.. when a fitter tacks your joint
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33.. human anti-lock braking system?
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32.. something too far
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31.. I'm so glad I have a boat
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30.. gas station for lawnmowers
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29.. owl nest in sewer pipe?
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28.. construction worker with umbrella?
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27.. what is meant by this board?
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26.. disguised cell-phone-towers
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25.. a very strong human foundation
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24.. steel construction worker 1930s
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23.. new way of transporting gas cylinders
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22.. this machine has no brain.. .use your own
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21.. hold me down, and I can fix it
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20.. who hold the board down on the inside of the house?
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19.. suddenly changed water to land
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18.. why not? it is a solution
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17.. Luftzerlegung by MESSER
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16.. NO open flame
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15.. Lunch-break in the early 1930s
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14.. Three for one?
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13.. cable salat with ingredients?
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12.. pipeline walkers
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11.. newspaper welding shield?
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10.. save welding?
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9.. four fork forklift?
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8.. pieces of pants?
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7.. simple handrail support for a special valve
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6.. revision clouds sometimes give a lot of extra work
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5.. a concrete spool pice
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4.. temporary support very risky or?
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3.. a wooden sliding point
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2.. highly variable pipe support


dots  Pipe Specification

1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic, centered around the hole.

2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length -- do not use holes of different length than the pipe.

3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipe must not exceed their OD (Outside Diameter) -- otherwise the hole will be on the outside.

4. The pipe is to be supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.

5. All pipe is to be supplied without rust; this can be more readily applied at the job site. (NOTE: Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted pipes. If available in your area, this product is recommended as it will save a great deal of time at the job site.)

6. All pipe over 500ft (150m) in length should have the words "LONG PIPE" clearly painted on each side and end, so the contractor will know it's a long pipe.

7. Pipe over 2 miles (3.2km) in length must also have the words "LONG PIPE" painted in the middle so the contractor will not have to walk the entire length of the pipe to determine whether it is a long or short pipe.

8. All pipe over 6ft (1.83m) in diameter must have the words "LARGE PIPE" painted on it, so the contractor won't mistake it for a small pipe.

9. Flanges must be used on all pipe. Flanges must have holes from bolts that are quite separate from the big holes in the middle.

10. When ordering 90 or 30 degree elbows, be sure to specify left-hand or right-hand, otherwise you will end up going the wrong way.

11. Be sure to specify to your vendor whether you want level, uphill or downhill pipe. If you use downhill pipe for going uphill, the water will flow the wrong way.

12. All couplings should have either right-hand or left-hand threads, but do not mix the threads. Otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on to one pipe, it is being unscrewed from the other.

13. All pipes shorter than 1/8in (3mm) are very uneconomical in use, requiring many joints. They are generally known as washers.

14. Joints in pipes for water must be watertight. Those pipes for compressed air, however, need only be airtight.

15. Lengths of pipes may be welded or soldered together. This method is not recommended for concrete or earthenware pipes.

16. Other commodities are often confused with pipes. These include; Conduit, Tube, Tunnel, and Drain. Use only genuine pipes.



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